Delivered to you by yours truly.
My hearts a lot like a house. First you have to call about being interested in moving in. Then after an interview,a few short forms, and tour you might be asked to move in. Now sure enough the day you move in your super excited i mean this place is awesome! You invite all your friends to see it, might even throw a party or two. Its only after living in it for a couple months that you see the things you didn’t see before. That the front . That outlet in the kitchen that doesn’t work because its burnt out. That one floor bored that always seems to give you a sliver as you walk by. I can tell you every tenant that ever lived here.
But there is a difference that security deposit you put down to rent a house well i don’t get that for my heart. So when someone moves in, trashes it and leaves. I’m the one that has to pick up the trash, fix the broken banister, and stop the water leak in the basement.
That being said I’m always looking for someone who might wanna take a shot at fixing the place up. Even if its just fixing that old burnt out outlet in the kitchen.






